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« Reply #380 on: October 25, 2006, 03:02:39 PM » |
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iam dah messsiuh! i spell guud and no need hiy skool ibeet evrywon in bakurys!
ohmygosh! *bows*
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« Reply #381 on: October 26, 2006, 02:37:39 AM » |
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My dearest Jake, the truth is, all this talk of how naturally gifted you are, it's not impressive, now if, instead of saying;
"I didn't do well in school because I'm an arrogant lazy piece of crap, and still I have had 18000 million jobs, and every one I was naturally the best at and within a week I made each one the best company that ever existed without having any previous training or even having heard of this job before"
you said;
"a long time ago I was really bad in school and I didn't understand anything and I was put in the slow class, ut I tried really hard on my own, and I just kept working at it, and I did alright! and I got through school and did well in my tests and carried on working hard and got good at things, and now I'm a teacher in a school, so that I can help others who feel that they can't do what I did"
then we'd all think a lot more of you, you see? cos the first one just sound stupid, where as the second one is logical and heroic and all that jazz,
the truth is, even those who try and fail, are more impressive than you
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Me: Natalya, one of your shoes is pink, and the other is Batman, this is very silly because, wearing two different shoes is not good Natalya: I think? Why should it be... not Elliot: Y'see that sounded very profound but it wasn't actually a sentence.
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« Reply #382 on: October 26, 2006, 10:11:23 AM » |
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My dearest Jake, the truth is, all this talk of how naturally gifted you are, it's not impressive, now if, instead of saying;
"I didn't do well in school because I'm an arrogant lazy piece of crap, and still I have had 18000 million jobs, and every one I was naturally the best at and within a week I made each one the best company that ever existed without having any previous training or even having heard of this job before"
you said;
"a long time ago I was really bad in school and I didn't understand anything and I was put in the slow class, ut I tried really hard on my own, and I just kept working at it, and I did alright! and I got through school and did well in my tests and carried on working hard and got good at things, and now I'm a teacher in a school, so that I can help others who feel that they can't do what I did"
then we'd all think a lot more of you, you see? cos the first one just sound stupid, where as the second one is logical and heroic and all that jazz,
the truth is, even those who try and fail, are more impressive than you
Could the man with sense please take a bow!
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« Reply #383 on: October 26, 2006, 10:39:46 AM » |
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*bow, bow, catch roses*
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« Reply #384 on: February 16, 2008, 06:01:42 PM » |
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It has been over a year since I last visited here. Thought maybe given the latest bad news about everything from global warming to financial chaos you might want to reconsider following me and Gods simple plan for restoration of the planet.
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« Reply #385 on: February 16, 2008, 07:00:31 PM » |
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dude, there are other people in the world exactly like you (well, not EXACTLY, but you catch my meaning). why would i follow you, a vulnerable human, when i already have the true God of everything living in my heart as Lord over my life?  sir, you are not the Messiah. in fact, the Bible warns us against people like you, false prophets and false messiahs. ...(23) At that time if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Christ!' or, 'There he is!' do not believe it. (24) For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect—if that were possible. (25) See, I have told you ahead of time. (26) "So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the desert,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it. (27) For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
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« Reply #386 on: February 17, 2008, 12:09:18 AM » |
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Oh wow, this brings back some great memories... I wish Dave was here to experience this fond moment...*sigh*
Refer to my comment on page 5 of this thread and you'll have the proof you need...
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And shepherds we shall be, For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti.
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« Reply #387 on: February 17, 2008, 12:55:07 AM » |
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A 50 year old man who believe he's the messiah.. Leads me to believe something else.. It has been over a year since I last visited here. Thought maybe given the latest bad news about everything from global warming to financial chaos you might want to reconsider following me and Gods simple plan for restoration of the planet.
You and God's simple plan? Nothing is ever "simple". You say nothing but blasphemy and have yet to prove yourself at all. If you're so great, then why not get a hold of some of your "followers" and have them post their testimony?
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« Reply #388 on: February 17, 2008, 07:53:56 AM » |
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there are so many Scriptures running through my head that point him out to be insane and a false messiah. so what if you did some good stuff and you're smart? there are others who are blessed by God just like you are, and they do not claim to be the messiah. as for your fulfilling prophecies, were you born to a virgin mother? i think not. that automatically disqualifies you. *sigh* it's a God-solid case against him and his rantings, but i'm sure the rest of us on JCY (including myself) would be more than happy to send the verses proving him to be an insane liar to anyone who is confused or wants the proff for future reference. as for me, i'm not going to indulge this man's blasphemy anymore. jake, may God have mercy on your soul, cuz you're gonna need it if you mislead even ONE of us.  In the TRUE LIVING CHRIST, Kay
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« Reply #389 on: February 17, 2008, 01:23:33 PM » |
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were you born to a virgin mother? i think not. that automatically disqualifies you.
Without the proof, we wouldn't know.
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« Reply #390 on: February 17, 2008, 02:27:51 PM » |
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Since this guy, I've seen maaaany more like him. It's nuts how slippery they can be lol.
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« Reply #391 on: February 17, 2008, 03:22:46 PM » |
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lol.
Opens your eyes to see some of the most odd people..
Could it possibly be a mental health disorder?
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« Reply #392 on: February 17, 2008, 05:08:46 PM » |
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lol.
Opens your eyes to see some of the most odd people..
Could it possibly be a mental health disorder?
 THIS is a mental health disorder lol. But what he does could possibly be one as well. Some people have a disorder which makes them fully convinced they are the re-incarnation of a past historical figure. It's not uncommon to find an individual in a state hospital who paces the floor thinking they are Napoleon or King George. Some people just like to portray a religious figure to anger and upset people of a religious faith for fun. And yet some further believe a religion is false and seek to show how a religious belief/figure can be easily copied and refabricated to discourage them. FUN stuff eh?
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« Reply #393 on: February 18, 2008, 03:05:54 PM » |
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Yeah. My sister told me stories about some of the people she met while in that type of hospital..
A man was claiming to be possessed by the devil. Said everyone was going to hell.
It's very fun to learn about it.. The kind of things humans do..
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« Reply #394 on: February 19, 2008, 09:01:57 AM » |
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On my very life I promise that I will never mislead even one of you or intentionally tell an untruth about my life story and mission here on earth. My name is James and I am and have been the human tool that God has used to create the miraculous life of the true messiah.
My works and ways are very strange and unusual which would lead you to believe that I am a lunatic. That is why I had to outperform all others and be certified as the most sane person the Massachusetts state mental hospitals have on record.
I had to physically take on satans world every step of the way while at the same time demonstrating that my ways and capabilities were superior to mans ways in every way.
I do not have a following, I walked alone, most of the time, moving often and I left a huge wake in my past. There are many thousands in huge US companies, the Marines, NY public schools and on athletic fields who witnessed my strange and unusual ways. Many companies documented and or remember my miraculous works and abilities. I even went to war against all of those companies and people as well along the way just to prove a point about what happens when you dont listen to or stop following my lead. Verses when you do listen to me and follow my lead.
I need to get control of the earth soon so I can install the simple operating system that will quickly reverse global warming and bring peace and prosperity to this planet.
The preachers and people like the Grahams, Hagee, Copeland, Politicians and Popes are the false christs for they are not the word of the Savior himself and yet they say they are the word of chist and man follows them like sheep to the slaughter.
I have personally and physically fullfilled hundreds of prophecies and whatever else that God said would come to be in the end times. The time has come when man is asked to uncover the secrets of yesterday, solutions to the problems of today and the blessings of tomorrow through James Murphy.
My mother was at the time of my birth in 1955 in Aurora, CO perhaps the most attractive and gifted woman ever to walk the earth. My father is perhaps the most capable and educated man ever to walk the earth. Together they built 7 of the most capable children ever to walk the earth and I am the second oldest of those amazing children. Our accomplishments are heavily documented and yet only a fraction was written down.
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« Reply #395 on: February 19, 2008, 12:07:02 PM » |
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But, you can't prove yourself. Everything you say is false to me. My mother was at the time of my birth in 1955 in Aurora, CO perhaps the most attractive and gifted woman ever to walk the earth. My father is perhaps the most capable and educated man ever to walk the earth. So, your mother was Halli Berry and your father was Einstein?
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« Reply #396 on: February 19, 2008, 05:52:06 PM » |
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My works and ways are the truth man seeks. Many will think that the messiah is crazy just like the last time.
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« Reply #397 on: February 19, 2008, 06:22:27 PM » |
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Why are you not proving yourself then?
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« Reply #398 on: February 19, 2008, 07:57:13 PM » |
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I already did my part in hundreds of ways and my words are not like the words of world leaders, religious or otherwise.
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« Reply #399 on: December 21, 2009, 05:50:59 PM » |
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there are so many Scriptures running through my head that point him out to be insane and a false messiah. so what if you did some good stuff and you're smart? there are others who are blessed by God just like you are, and they do not claim to be the messiah. as for your fulfilling prophecies, were you born to a virgin mother? i think not. that automatically disqualifies you. *sigh* it's a God-solid case against him and his rantings, but i'm sure the rest of us on JCY (including myself) would be more than happy to send the verses proving him to be an insane liar to anyone who is confused or wants the proff for future reference. as for me, i'm not going to indulge this man's blasphemy anymore. jake, may God have mercy on your soul, cuz you're gonna need it if you mislead even ONE of us.  In the TRUE LIVING CHRIST, Kay I would never mislead anyone about my being the man you refer to as Jesus. I know what the Bible says about me and the majority of people will think I am either a liar or a lunatic because I am so bold and outside the box. Not even one person in all of time has been as gifted or acomplished as I have been, thats a pretty tall statement and an incredible life story. This is one of the many wars I have fought in court. http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/James99/?action=view¤t=scan3.jpg
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